burqalicious:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

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oldprickbitches:

Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”

(via slapmytitties)

khaleesioftheinternet:

i want a a restraining order against every spider

(via ifyoucarryonthisway)

borinq:

how many followers do i have to have until someone buys me a 3DS

(via follower)